Punching The Sads In The Face

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I’d be lying if I said the past week was anything other than a giant man-eating mutant robot giraffe made entirely of rotten bananas and stinking of spoiled milk. HOW’S THAT FOR A MENTAL IMAGE? Look, it’s the best picture I could find. YOU try Googling “rotten banana robot giraffe” and see if you find […]

Well. I Just Don’t Know What To Say.

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Last night, I sent the “final” version of Creepy Faces to my magnificent beta readers, round one. (I put “final” in quotes because this will be the first time I’ve had people actually critiquing the manuscript, which means it is far, FAR from being finished.) (But it is 65,000 words of CREEPY GOODNESS, so. I […]

Spinning Plates

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I do realize that for the past several posts (except that one about Facebook) I’ve done nothing more than give you a rundown of what I’ve been up to since the previous post. There’s been no wisdom, no profound insight. Which is tragic, because clearly, THAT is why you all read this blog. Isn’t it? […]

All The Things

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Y’all, there’s so stinking much to update you on, I don’t even know where to start. I suppose that, to do this blog post justice, we’ll need to go back to the Wild Game Cookoff I attended with Rob and Baby Girl a couple weeks ago. It was at the zoo, which I found ironic, […]