Nonsensical Musings

Giving Off The Vibe

All great women throughout historypop culture have a trademark of some sort – something that makes them different. Makes them stand out. Think about it: Cindy Crawford rocks the mole.ย Lady Gaga has her “interesting” outifts.ย And me?

I give off The Vibe.

Now, it’s not a visual trademark, as such. The Vibe is more of an attitude. It’s a don’t-mess-with-me kind of mentality.

Basically, it’s awesome. And what’s even better about The Vibe is that it can be done anywhere. I can’t say the same for Lady Gaga’s nest face.

I guess Cindy’s mole goes everywhere, but she can’t ever get away from it. I can take a break from The Vibe if I want to. See? The Vibe is superior to all other trademarks.

Still not sure what The Vibe is? Well, don’t worry. I won’t leave you in suspense. After all, when one is in possession of something this intimidating and strangely beautiful, one has an obligation to share their treasure with the world. So without further ado, I give you: The Vibe. In a variety of scenarios and locales. Although I will admit that sunglasses are often involved.

First, we have the Golf Cart Vibe.

And who could forget the Football Game Stands Vibe?
One of my personal favorites: The Great Wall Vibe. (Yes. In China. I gave off The Vibe in China.)
The backseat of a car is a great place for giving off The Vibe. Especially when one has a collar to pop.
And please don’t think weddings are off-limits when it comes to The Vibe. Even if it’s your own wedding.
Feeling a little disoriented? Not quite sure what just happened? That’s okay, it’s totally normal. The Vibe has that effect on people. It’s just an after-effect of the awesomeness you just witnessed. You should be back to normal in a matter of days. And until then? I’ll keep on giving off The Vibe. After all, it is my trademark.

14 thoughts on “Giving Off The Vibe

  1. *laughing hysterically* You crack me up!!!! Just what I needed this morning for this Monday! The Vibe… hmm I must work on finding my trademark!

    Love the pics!

  2. Okay. You seriously had me laughing out loud. Which wouldn't be so bad had I not been sneaking onto the blogs at work while my 22 4th graders take a LA exam AND sipping a drink from my water bottle at the same time.

    Yeah. Let's just say, my kids looked at me strangely…

  3. LOL ๐Ÿ™‚ You crack me up Anne! I'm definitely going to have to sneak some of the Vibe over here! Report cards are causing me stress and I'd love to have a bit of Vibe to get me through!

  4. Seriously…you should try to trademark THE VIBE. Soon women will be writing you from around the world wondering about the secret behind it. After a time you'll capitalize on VIBE mania and market your own instructional DVD. Who knows…maybe some late night I'll be lying sleeplessly on the couch watching reruns of Operation Petticoat and an infomercial will come on harking your DVD.

    Seriously! ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. I think I just copped the Vibe all the way here down under! Smokin'

    Why are you not writing for a nationally syndicated newspaper and have three delish girlfriends whom you have breakfast with every day at a certain Manhattan eaterie and you stroll through Times Square as though you own it.

    The Great Wall Vibe made me fall off my chair.

    You got it going on…

    (Now imagine that being said in an Australian accent!!)

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