Looking On The Bright Side

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Okay. I’m not heartless. Really, I’m not. But it’s been a week now, and this whole missing cat episode? Has worn me down to the point that I’ve actually realized it might be for the best. No, she hasn’t come home, and in spite of everyone’s encouragement that cats come home after ridiculous amounts of […]

“Twilight” Was Based Off My Life. No, Really.

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I first saw him in the Ferguson Center at the University of Alabama. I was coming out of the food court with my tray of Chick-Fil-A deliciousness, stomach growling and mouth watering, both of which highlighted my insufferable humanity. I scanned the dining room for a small table in the corner, maybe behind a plant […]