Category Archives: Evidence Of My Insanity

Mega-Naps, Awkward Voicemails, And Monkey Mania

First and foremost, Grasshoppers: I do believe the Great Comment Crisis of 2012 is over. Thank you to everyone who helped me solve the mystery–you deserve an engraved magnifying glass and your own sidekick named Watson! Here you go! *grabs … Continue reading

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In Which I Emerge, Butterfly-Like, From The Cave Of February Doom

For most of my life, I have harbored a cold and bitter hatred toward two things: 1) January and 2) February. To me, these months are the worst kind of torture, a wasteland of drudgery where people are forced to … Continue reading

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That Time I Accidentally Flew To Europe For Spring Break

I don’t remember what it was that had every plane in America grounded / delayed / overbooked that day in March 2007. Maybe it was snow, or a hurricane, or one of those volcanoes in Iceland that erupts every once … Continue reading

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