Ok… here’s the thing. I don’t have a bar scene for the blogfest today. I KNOW, I know. I don’t really know what happened. I didn’t forget about it, I just haven’t written anything for it. And after you were all so dutiful with your murder scenes.
So, to ease the pain of my laziness, I’ve written a Bar Scene Haiku. Yes, this is a super lame substitute for an actual scene, but it’s all I’ve got. Enjoy.
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“Beauty Reconsidered.” An original haiku by Anne Riley.
Pretty girl in bar.
She vomits on the table.
Not so pretty now.